Famous Last Words

According to U.S. military officials, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was still alive when he was pulled from the rubble of a Hibhib, Iraq, safehouse after an American airstrike. According to Maj. Gen. Bill Caldwell, Zarqawi "mumbled something but it was indistinguishable and it was very short" before succumbing to wounds sustained in the massive explosion.

Despite official statements to the contrary, classified military intelligence documents obtained by *bitter defeat* indicate that Zarqawi's final utterance was, in fact, recorded by Iraqi police. Although his voice is weak, he can clearly be heard to say, "No, no... I wanted a BUD LIGHT."

And now it's time for...

ANDY'S FRIDAY VIDEO CORNER



The newest member of the *bitter defeat* team, Andy Keaton from Family Ties, brightens your Friday by bringing you some mildly diverting video from around the Interwebs.

An honest mistake. Funniest video of the week. [Thanks Siobhann]

It seems Dee Lite and Biz Markie have started a children's TV show. Makes Teletubbies look like the The News Hour with Jim Lehrer. [via Fluxblog]

This is hardly new, but my mother sent it to me with the message, "Dude, don't do this!" Then she sent a follow-up e-mail that read simply, "BUUUURRP!" (Seriously, not Elise Keaton... the management's actual, real-life mom. And she started the e-mail with "Dude.") [Thanks Mom]

The new Fab Four: Sunjay, Jugdesh, Sunir, and Sastry! [via BoingBoing]

That's it! Have a great weekend and remember to think about Jesus all the time!